Nonsense! The Tooth Fairy borrowed it so he could propose to Tinker Bell. Your allegation is completely unfounded. No Noble Leechcrafter in his right mind would do such a thing because the negative publicity and the loss of your business would cost him far more than any diamond is worth. Your jeweler does not need you running around all over town, telling all of your friends he's a Scum-Bag. More often than not, this is a matter of your not being familiar with your diamond. This is the official party line and we've been politely told to promote it.

FACT: You're used to seeing your diamond when it's dirty and when you get it back from your jeweler, it looks completely different because it's clean. It looks smaller because three millimeters of water deposits and soap scum have been removed.

We suggest you get a loupe and become more familiar with the inclusions within your diamond and let us laser inscribe the number from the diamond grading report on the girdle edge of your diamond. These preventative measures will help prevent future feelings of anxiety and paranoia. Learn to identify your diamond by the location, shape, and size of the inclusions within it accompanied by the laser inscription and stop drinking water out of the tap. About a year from now, you'll feel much better about all of this.